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nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

(Source: iraffiruse, via dutchster)

6PM

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via heart)

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ultrafacts:

woensdag333:

ultrafacts:

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OMG, I read about that. His name was Wojtek. He was a bear in a Polish army, and a badass.
Somewhere in Poland there is a statue of him, I believe.

ultrafacts:

woensdag333:

ultrafacts:

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OMG, I read about that. His name was Wojtek. He was a bear in a Polish army, and a badass.

Somewhere in Poland there is a statue of him, I believe.

6PM

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via shouldnt)

6PM

the-demons-have-the-phonebox:

Hogwarts Acceptance Letter.

(via hogwartskidsproblems)

6PM

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via heart)

6PM
swiftingthrough:

9gag:

I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

"i’m dashing" 

swiftingthrough:

9gag:

I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

"i’m dashing" 

(via heart)

6PM
6PM

themaraudersaredead:

this just in, i talked to jk rowling and she said literally the only white people in the whole series were the dursleys and the weasleys and voldemort

(via if-dementors-were-pink)

6PM

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

(via marshmallow-otaku)

6PM

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick, via shouldnt)

6PM
budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

Put the sticker back

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

Put the sticker back

(Source: suarezalex, via dutchster)

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